Fun With Typos

We found some funny real estate advertizing misprints and typos from MLS listings, sale flyers, classified ads, etc.  Maybe don’t write out your listing via text message next time.

God faith estimate. (good)

Golf coarse home. (course)

House has god bones! (good)

Great guy at only $208/foot! (buy)

Large panty in kitchen. (pantry)

Just lusted!  (listed)

New doof.  (roof)

Pot for sale.  (Lot)

In goof condition.  (good)

Needs some dork.  (work)

Fresh pain inside.  (paint)

Clean soild home.  (solid)

Home feces south.  (faces)

For Sale By Ower.  (Owner)

New appraisal shows poof of value.  (proof)

More piss at xyz.com  (pics)

Nice inferior décor.  (interior)

Feral Reserve Bank.  (Federal)

Pubic access corridor.  (Public)

Down in the Anal District.  (Canal)

Whole house infection.  (inspection)

Visually appalling home.  (appealing)

Too many nice thongs to list.  (things)

Large heated poo in back yard.  (pool)

Can wee thru the trees to the lake.  (see)

Real estate agent in OR and CACA.  (CA… California)

Come check out our new orfice.  (office)

Friendly god (Zeus) in basement, don’t let out.  (dog)

Large hose ranch.  (horse)

ice warm fireplace.  (nice)

Hot listing just pooped up.  (popped)