Jokin’ Around

We’re not above featuring real estate jokes on The Shore Thing. But that doesn’t mean we know any good ones! Do you have any to share? Post them in the comments section! Clearly, we need the help.

A client bought a new home and the sales consultant wanted to send flowers for the occasion.   They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said…

“Rest in Peace”.

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said, “Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying…

“Congratulations on your new home!”

My buyer told me that he lived in the same house for 10 years. When I checked, I found out he’d still be there today if the Governor hadn’t pardoned him.

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. The first person he see he asks, “Excuse me? What’s your IQ?”

The person replies, “180.” Einstein says, “Great! We can talk about astro physics!”

The second person he runs into he asks the same question, “What’s your IQ?”

The person replies, “120.” “Great!” says Einstein, “We can talk about events of the day!”

The third person he sees he once again asks about their IQ. This time the person says “45!”

Einstein says, “Great! Where do you think the real estate market is headed??!!”