“Thank You, I’ll Be Here All Week”
Those of you familiar with my training philosophies have heard me talk about my 4:2 Formula. Those who haven’t, might be tempted to take a guess at what the heck a 4:2 Formula is.
A lot of you may also be familiar with a friend of mine, Jim Suth. Jim, ever the comedian, decided to take a few wild stabs at what 4:2 could possible mean. Here are his (completely insane) guesses.
Jim:
“If you have at least 4 ounces of brain pan you’d realize how great rates and prices are and you’d buy 2 homes!”
“Of your friends at least 4 are stupid and only 2 are actually smart. Those 2 are telling you to buy a home!”
“Even a 4 year old knows it’s the right time to buy. You wouldn’t need to tell him 2 times either! Get cracking!”
“Buying right now would be 4:2itous for you and your family.”
“Ok, you have 4 dollars. The feds take 2. You have no tax benefits. If you stand still long enough they’ll take the other 2. Quit being a giant loserpants!”
“You say you’re ‘on the fence’ about buying a home? A fence is a mobster trying to unload stolen goods. If you sit on a fence he won’t like it at all. He’ll send 4 thugs to split your head in 2.”
Thank you. Thank you.
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